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Rolling a joint takes a lighter, a minute, and usually a flat surface. This just needs a pull.A disposable ...
$26.99
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Dirty Penny Platinum THCA Flower Pineapple Express is sourced from Sweet Heat and merchandised as a Sativa ...
$49.99
Unit price perDirty Penny Platinum THCA Flower Pineapple Express is sourced from Sweet Heat and merchandised as a Sativa ...
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Platinum Stardawg Guava 5 X 0.5G
No idea why it's called Stardawg. But maybe it makes you a star, dawg.Enjoy Hemp 2.5g Mega Strength Double ...
$34.99
Unit price perPlatinum Stardawg Guava 5 X 0.5G
No idea why it's called Stardawg. But maybe it makes you a star, dawg.Enjoy Hemp 2.5g Mega Strength Double ...
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This is the strong one. Twenty-five milligrams, and yeah, you'll probably be in a stupid good mood.Enjoy He...
$39.99
Unit price perThis is the strong one. Twenty-five milligrams, and yeah, you'll probably be in a stupid good mood.Enjoy He...
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It's called Express for a reason. Fifteen minutes in, you'll know if today just got a lot more interesting....
$24.99
Unit price perIt's called Express for a reason. Fifteen minutes in, you'll know if today just got a lot more interesting....
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No 3am DoorDash order. No backup Uber Eats cart open just in case. No wishing speed limits weren't a thing ...
$44.99
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Friendly enough for eye contact in the Target checkout line. Doesn't necessarily lead to a full conversatio...
$22.99
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Euphoria strong enough to forgive your neighbor's 7am Sunday leaf blower and whoever keeps swiping your Ama...
$39.99
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The kind of good mood where you end up talking to random people at Target like you've known them for years....
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