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Pineapple Express 2 X 1G

Whole flower, no shakeNatural terpenesCitrus & pine
$24.99
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Why we love it :

It's called Express for a reason. Fifteen minutes in, you'll know if today just got a lot more interesting.

Pineapple Express THCA pre-rolls, 2 x 1g, sativa.

Description

It's called Express for a reason. Fifteen minutes in, you'll know if today just got a lot more interesting.

THCA diamond-infused pre-rolls made for a quicker onset and easier real-time dose control than an edible: light it, feel it, decide from there. 2 x 1g format, 2g total.

  • Pineapple Express strain profile: bright citrus, pineapple, earthy pine
  • 2 x 1g THCA diamond-infused pre-rolls
  • Fast onset, easy to pace in real time
  • High-strength, lab-tested THCA

Use only if you are familiar with high-strength THCA products. Start slowly, wait to understand the effect, and do not drive or operate machinery after use.

Returns and exchanges

Due to the nature of hemp and cannabis-related products, all sales are final.

To protect product integrity, customer safety, and compliance standards, we do not accept returns or exchanges on any product that has been opened, used, tampered with, or removed from its original sealed packaging. This includes, without limitation, consumable, ingestible, inhalable, topical, and perishable products.

Non-Returnable Items

The following items are final sale and are not eligible for return, refund, or exchange except where required by law:
Opened or used products


Hemp, cannabinoid, cannabis, CBD, THC, THCA, Delta-8, Delta-9, or similar consumable products


Flower, pre-rolls, vapes, cartridges, concentrates, edibles, beverages, tinctures, capsules, and topicals


Products with broken manufacturer seals


Clearance, promotional, discounted, bundled, or final-sale items


Gift cards


Any product not purchased directly from our store


Any item returned without proof of purchase

Limited Exceptions

We may, in our sole discretion, offer a replacement, exchange, or store credit only in the following situations:


You received the wrong item


The item arrived damaged


The item is defective upon first use


The item is subject to a manufacturer quality issue or recall

We do not guarantee cash refunds.

Reporting an Issue

Any order issue must be reported within:


48 hours of delivery for shipped orders


24 hours of in-store purchase or pickup for in-person transactions

To request review of an issue, email us with:


Order number or receipt


Full name


Photos of the item, packaging, and label


Brief description of the problem

Failure to report within the required time may result in denial of the claim.

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Once an order is marked delivered by the carrier, it is considered delivered. We are not responsible for:


Incorrect shipping addresses entered by the customer


Carrier delays


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Any shipping-related claim may be subject to carrier review and approval.

Verification & Abuse Prevention

We reserve the right to:


Request photos, batch details, or additional documentation


Deny any claim that appears fraudulent, abusive, inconsistent, or unsupported


Limit or refuse service to customers who repeatedly request replacements, credits, or refunds

Health, Taste & Preference Disclaimer

Individual experience may vary. We do not offer returns, refunds, or exchanges based on:


Personal taste or flavor preference


Texture, aroma, or appearance preferences


Desired effect not being achieved


Change of mind


Ordering the wrong item


Customer misunderstanding of product strength, ingredients, or intended use

Right to Refuse

We reserve the right to refuse any return, refund, exchange, or replacement request that does not comply with this policy, except where required by applicable law.

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NO CASH REFUNDS • NO CREDIT REFUNDS • NO EXCHANGES

Except for verified order errors, damaged goods, or defective products approved by management.

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Disclaimer

Important, please read before purchase or use. No guaranteed effects. Cannabis and hemp products affect every person differently. We make no representation, warranty or guarantee as to the effects, intensity, onset, duration, or experience any individual will have from our products, including any psychoactive or therapeutic effect. Outcomes vary with body chemistry, tolerance, metabolism, dosage, method of consumption, environment, and other factors outside our control. Nothing on our packaging, website, or marketing should be read as a promise of a particular result.

Flower-style effects with a quicker onset and easier real-time dose control.

INGREDIENTS
100% premium cannabis flower, unbleached rolling paper.
CANNABINOIDS
THCA is raw THC. It has no effect until heated; lighting turns it into THC, the compound that creates the high. Pineapple Express is a sativa: bright and energetic.
TERPENES
Pineapple Express usually runs high in pinene, linked to a clear head, and limonene, linked to a lifted mood. They carry the citrus and pine flavor.
STORAGE & FRESHNESS
Best within 6 to 12 months. Keep the pack sealed, cool and dark. Air and light dry flower out and fade the terpenes.
PLAY IT SAFE
Do not drive after smoking. Keep away from children and pets. 21+ only.
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Product FAQ

7 questions

What is Pineapple Express?
A sativa pre-roll 2-pack built on the famous Pineapple Express strain: bright citrus and pine over a THCA diamond-infused core. Made for having fun, with a quick onset you can pace in real time. Whole flower, no shake.
What is THCA?
THCA is the raw form of THC found in the living plant. It is federally legal as hemp, but heat converts it to regular THC the moment you light it. In practice, it smokes like strong cannabis.
What does diamond-infused mean?
THCA diamonds are a nearly pure crystalline extract. Infusing the flower with them raises the potency well above what the bud alone would deliver, which is why these are a high-strength product.
What is a sativa?
Sativa describes the bright, energetic side of cannabis effects: mood up, energy up, more social. The opposite of an indica, which leans calm and heavy. Pineapple Express is a sativa classic.
Is this too strong for a beginner?
As a first cannabis product, yes. New smokers should stop after one or two puffs and wait. Completely new to THC? An edible like Euphoria 50mg gives you a fixed, predictable dose instead.
How should I pace it?
You will feel it within 5 to 15 minutes, so the smart rhythm is puff, wait a few minutes, decide. There is no rule that says you finish one in a session.
What does whole flower, no shake mean?
Most budget pre-rolls are filled with shake and trim, the leftovers at the bottom of the bag. These are packed with ground whole buds, which is why they burn evenly and keep their flavor.

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Frequently asked questions

What's the difference between full-spectrum, broad-spectrum, and CBD isolate?
These three terms describe how much of the hemp plant's natural compounds are preserved during extraction.



Full-Spectrum contains the complete range of cannabinoids, terpenes, and flavonoids from the hemp plant, including up to 0.3% delta-9 THC. These compounds work together in what's known as the "entourage effect", making full-spectrum products generally considered the most potent and effective option.



Broad-Spectrum is similar to full-spectrum but has THC removed, making it a great middle ground for those who want the benefits of multiple cannabinoids without any THC in their system.



CBD Isolate is the most refined form, 99%+ pure CBD with all other compounds stripped away. It's completely THC-free and ideal for users who are sensitive to THC, concerned about drug testing, or simply want a straightforward CBD experience.



💡 Not sure which is right for you? Full-spectrum is our most popular choice for overall wellness. Go broad-spectrum if you're THC-sensitive, or isolate if you need a completely THC-free product.



How do I choose the right potency/dosage for me?
The golden rule with cannabis is: start low, go slow.



THC beginners: Start with 2.5–5mg of THC, especially with edibles. Studies show that doses of 10mg+ can trigger anxiety in new users, while lower doses tend to reduce anxiety and improve mood.



CBD beginners: A starting dose of around 20–25mg of CBD per serving is a common recommendation for general wellness.



💡 Wait the full onset window before taking more, especially with edibles. Everyone's body responds differently based on metabolism, weight, and tolerance.
What's the difference between product types like flower, edibles, tinctures, vapes, and topicals?
Each format delivers cannabis differently, so the best choice depends on your lifestyle and goals:



Flower : The classic, dried cannabis bud. Smoked or vaporized for fast-acting effects (within minutes). Comes in Sativa (uplifting/energetic), Indica (relaxing/sleep-focused), and Hybrid varieties.



Vapes : Portable and discreet, vapes heat cannabis oil without combustion, delivering near-instant effects with precise, on-demand control. Great for on-the-go use.



Edibles : Cannabis-infused food or drinks. Slower onset (30 min–2 hours) but provide the longest-lasting effects, making them ideal for sleep, chronic pain, or sustained relaxation.



Tinctures : Liquid drops placed under the tongue. Second-fastest onset after vaping, highly doseable, and completely smoke-free. Perfect for daily wellness routines.



Topicals : Creams, balms, and salves applied directly to skin. Provide localized relief (sore muscles, joint pain) without any psychoactive effects.
Is it legal to order from your store and do you ship to my state?
All products at Dirty Penny Dispensary are hemp-derived and contain 0.3% delta-9 THC or less, which is federally legal under the 2018 Farm Bill. This means we can legally ship nationwide to most U.S. states.



However, individual state laws vary, a small number of states have placed additional restrictions on certain hemp-derived cannabinoids. We recommend checking your local state laws if you're unsure. Every order ships with full documentation including Certificates of Analysis (COAs) to verify compliance.



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Adults 21+ only. This product may cause impairment and may result in a positive drug test. Effects vary by individual. Do not drive or operate machinery after use. Keep away from children and pets. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, mitigate, or prevent any disease. Shipping restrictions and compliance review may apply.