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Pineapple Express 2 X 1G
It's called Express for a reason. Fifteen minutes in, you'll know if today just got a lot more interesting....
$24.99
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Skinny Gummies 625mg, 25ct
No 3am DoorDash order. No backup Uber Eats cart open just in case. No wishing speed limits weren't a thing ...
$44.99
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Infused Caramels, 100mg, 10ct
Caramels are for adults who never stopped being kids. Technically and legally, eating one makes you an adul...
$17.99
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Balance Microdose Gummies 100mg, 10ct
You'll still answer your emails. You just won't care so much that you have to.Enjoy Hemp Balance 100mg THC ...
$22.99
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Skinny Gummies 625mg, 25ct
No 3am DoorDash order. No backup Uber Eats cart open just in case. No wishing speed limits weren't a thing ...
$44.99
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Grape Ape 2 X 1G
Whatever the day did to you, whatever theory Ben from work is pushing this week, this is where all of it st...
$24.99
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Sleep Gummies 625mg, 25ct
The nightly scroll through your phone was never going to work. This might.Enjoy Hemp Sleep 625mg THC + CBN ...
$44.99
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Platinum Papaya 5 X 0.5G
These are dog walkers, in theory. Two of them in, and you'll forget you ever had a dog.Enjoy Hemp Cloud Nin...
$34.99
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Deep Sleep Gummies 1000mg, 40ct
Counting sheep never worked. Fifteen milligrams of Delta-9 THC and ten of CBN might.Enjoy Hemp Deep Sleep 1...
$59.99
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Skinny Gummies 625mg, 25ct
No 3am DoorDash order. No backup Uber Eats cart open just in case. No wishing speed limits weren't a thing ...
$44.99
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Social Gummies 300mg, 25ct
The kind of social where you ask your aunt genuine follow-up questions about her plants. Or actually enjoy ...
$39.99
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Euphoria Gummies 250mg, 10ct
This is the strong one. Twenty-five milligrams, and yeah, you'll probably be in a stupid good mood.Enjoy He...
$39.99
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Dank Dips, 420mg
Medicine Man doesn't believe in shy portions. Sixty milligrams a cookie, and the second one puts your whole...
$27.99
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Canna Cups, 400mg
Take one: good time. Take two: your evening plans are now optional. Take three: expect to give your friends...
$27.99
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Canna Brownies, 300mg
Medicine Man doesn't do half doses. This is the brownie that makes you sit down and reconsider a few life c...
$27.99
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Skinny Gummies 625mg, 25ct
No 3am DoorDash order. No backup Uber Eats cart open just in case. No wishing speed limits weren't a thing ...
$44.99
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Sleep Gummies 625mg, 25ct
The nightly scroll through your phone was never going to work. This might.Enjoy Hemp Sleep 625mg THC + CBN ...
$44.99
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Euphoria Gummies 50mg, 10ct
Friendly enough for eye contact in the Target checkout line. Doesn't necessarily lead to a full conversatio...
$22.99
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Euphoria Gummies 300mg, 25ct
Euphoria strong enough to forgive your neighbor's 7am Sunday leaf blower and whoever keeps swiping your Ama...
$39.99
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Chill Gummies 300mg, 25ct
Some days, weeks, honestly some months just need to be over already. This helps with that.Enjoy Hemp Chill ...
$39.99
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Euphoria Gummies 100mg, 10ct
The kind of good mood where you end up talking to random people at Target like you've known them for years....
$24.99
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Bliss Gummies 100mg, 10ct
Bliss is just a good mood for no real reason. Ten milligrams, Hybrid, right down the middle, still you, jus...
$24.99
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Deep Sleep Gummies 1000mg, 40ct
Counting sheep never worked. Fifteen milligrams of Delta-9 THC and ten of CBN might.Enjoy Hemp Deep Sleep 1...
$59.99
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Infused Caramels, 100mg, 10ct
Caramels are for adults who never stopped being kids. Technically and legally, eating one makes you an adul...
$17.99
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Chill Gummies 100mg, 10ct
Some days don't need fixing, just muting. This is the mute button.Enjoy Hemp Chill 100mg Delta-9 THC Gummie...
$24.99
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Balance Microdose Gummies 100mg, 10ct
You'll still answer your emails. You just won't care so much that you have to.Enjoy Hemp Balance 100mg THC ...
$22.99
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